Garner Haines, Screenwriter

 

TELEVISION - PRODUCED CREDITS

Franklin and Friends "Franklin and the Turtle Team"

While his mother's out of town, Franklin learns that when you help out, things go smoother

Franklin and Friends II, Nelvana

Max & Ruby "Max Leaves"

Ruby uses Max as a dress dummy to work on her Fall pageant dress, but he'd rather be anywhere else, especially jumping in the fall leaves.

Max & Ruby V, 9 Story

 

TELEVISION - SPEC SCRIPTS

Corner Gas - Violation*

Oscar decides to fight a minor traffic ticket no matter what the cost. Hank sees a UFO and tries to convince the citizens of Dog River that aliens are coming.

* Winner of the 2008 Wildsound Spec TV Scriptwriting Competition!

Robot Chicken - Squeal Burp Zone

Dora and Boots go to Mount Doom.

Toopy & Binoo - The Land of Lost Things

Toopy goes off in search of a missing crayon and discovers where all the lost things go.

Atomic Betty - The Flutastic Voyage

A supervirus created by Maximus IQ threatens Admiral DuGill's life, and the rest of the Galactic Guardians, unless Betty can stop it, personally.

Wizards of Waverly Place - I Will Love You Forever

A package arrives inviting all by their true loves to a special Valentine's Day Ball, one that will last forever, if they're not careful.

 

TELEVISION - ORIGINAL PILOTS

The Time is Right

A reality game show in the near future, where contestants get to go back in time and save a loved one.

RoboBro

A young man, desperate for attention from his workaholic parents, instead gets a new brother, one they made themselves.

Gene's Genie

An 11 year old boy inherits a 2000 year old incompetent genie, who will grant him 333 wishes whether he wants them or not.

Leslie and Guy

Adapted from the feature film. A straight man and a lesbian share an apartment after painful breakups and swear off women.

Gifted

Science fiction adventure comedy. Three teens discover an ancient alien spacecraft in cottage country, which gives them superpowers to help them fight other aliens.

 

TELEVISION - MOVIES OF THE WEEK

Hercules & Me

Fantasy comedy. Hercules as a young man, before he'd done any of his famous labours, is brought into the 21st century, befriending a bullied youth.

 

FEATURE FILMS

Heroes in Hard Times

Action / Thriller / Drama

A paramedic discovers she can see into the future and becomes a reluctant superhero.

Leslie and Guy

Comedy / Drama

A lesbian female and straight male, both recovering from painful breakups, share their apartment and girlfriend.

The Knight in Question

Adventure / Fantasy / Comedy

A dim-witted eager knight and his stalwart companions accidentally save England from the plot of an evil wizard to start a war using dragons.

The Morning After the Knight Before

Adventure / Fantasy / Comedy

A dim-witted eager knight and his stalwart companions accidentally avert an apocalypse.

What is This Thing Called Love?

Science Fiction / Romantic Comedy

An alien comes to Earth to study love in the guise of a human woman and falls in love with an Earthman.

Blood Relations

Fantasy / Horror / Comedy / Drama

After an adopted teen discovers he's a werewolf, he seeks out his birth family, who force him to chose between the human world and the lycanthrope's.

 

SHORTS

She, Robot

A robotics engineer falls in love with his own creation.

Rapid Transition

A young couple fall in and out of love on the subway. Each stage of their relationship is seen as a series of rides.

The Price

A child could save the world, but at the cost of her life. Her father must decide to save her or save the world.

 

WEB CONTENT

Hockey Strike   *Voted #6 in Podcast Salad's Top 10 video podcasts!

Zombie Night in Canada

P.I.G.S.

Three's Too Many

The Seventh Set

Pizza Dragon

The Production

Reality Check

Just Ice

Spies Unlike Us

The X-Flies

Time Out     ** Also broadcast on G4 Tech TV Canada's show Torrent

Eclipse

The 44

Shrinkage

Revenge of the Clones

Flashback to the Future

Cat Scan

Beauty and the Geeks

Geek Hard

A Geek Too Far

The DaVinci Comic

Alignment Check

Terror Error

Infinite Crisis Management

Last Call

 

Galacticast

Node 666 segment, "Apocalypse, Eh?"

RADIO

Post Modern: A Science Fiction Comedy of Near-Epic Proportions

First broadcast on CFRU-FM 93.3 in Guelph, February 1994. Captain John Smith and his band of misfits, try to deliver the mail sort of on time in outer space. Co-written with Mike Porter.

Post Modern 2: A New Joke

A sequel, spoof of Star Wars. The crew gets taken aboard the phone company's Dread Star. Complications ensue.

Post Modern 5: The Trigonometry of Shadow Puppets

The crew gets assigned a tour of duty at the Gateway 5 postal sorting station. Parody of Babylon 5.

Post Modern: WTF?

The postal system is in disarray after a letter bomb goes off. Someone has replaced key postal workers with clones. Nobody noticed, and nobody knows who they can trust. Parody of Battlestar Galactica.

FIREFLY: Strange Bedfellows (4 episodes)

In pre-production for audio podcast.

 

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